- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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