Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

your mum

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Your Mom

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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