- Anti Joke

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

willie revilame

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Tony Romo

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.