- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Black people. They are so kind.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Hello.

we all know sammi has a penis

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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