- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

your mom died.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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