Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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F? No k

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Donald Trump.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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