What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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