A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Neither have I

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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