Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Gorden Brown.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Penis.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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