What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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No.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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