What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

yes... that's the joke

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