- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

poop nuff said

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

kieran scott has a huge back

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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