A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Wigan.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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womens rights

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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