- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Tough crowd tonight...

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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