Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

42, that is all

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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