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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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