- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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