- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

snooki

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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