- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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