three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

what is orange? an orange

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

CAVE JOHNSON.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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