hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Are you a tree

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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