- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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