- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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