- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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