- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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