you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Get on the boat.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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