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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

the economy.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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