Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

this website even though its hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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