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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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