- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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