How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

I wrote a funny joke.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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