- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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