- Anti Joke

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.