A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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