- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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