- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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