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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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