Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Anti Joke

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