2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Equal rights!

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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