A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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