I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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FUCK YOU

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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