- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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