A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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