- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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