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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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