- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Anti-jokes are funny.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

This is not a joke.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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