How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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