- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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