why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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