How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Turkey Balls

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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