- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

antonio has a penis head.lol

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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