Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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alert("Hello");

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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