- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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