What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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