Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Anti Joke

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