- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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