- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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