An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Women's Rights.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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