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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

asians have slitted eyes lol

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

class is canceled. My professor died.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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