What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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ur an fagit

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Heskey time.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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