why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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