- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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