Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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