Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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