- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

ever tried african food? they neither

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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