What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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