What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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