- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

I will create more jobs for americans

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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