- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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