- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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