what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Dumb

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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