- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Everybody will die

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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