A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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