Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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