- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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