- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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