- Anti Joke

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape