A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Anyone can post anything.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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