A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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