- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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