Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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