Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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