- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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