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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Communism hehe xd

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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