- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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