A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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