What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Anti Joke

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