- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

4 hours later.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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