A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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