- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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