A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Ms Leong Sux

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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