- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My spelling is horrible

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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