Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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