What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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