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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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