Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's 9+10? 19

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Tilt your screen back .

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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