why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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