- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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