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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did Reed read? A. Read?

I'm homeless.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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