- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

someone called someone else a frog

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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