- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Jimmy Saville

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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