Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

GOODBYE

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

No antijoke here.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

This isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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