why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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