- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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