What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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