- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Potassium? K.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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