- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Dick Cheney That's the joke

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

No antijoke here.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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