you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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