The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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