Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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