- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

I don't believe in giraffes.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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