what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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