Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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