- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

I'm hungry.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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