- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

"Knock knock..." "come in"

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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