- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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