.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Women's rights.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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