What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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