Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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