How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A black man walks out of a police station

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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